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15 Pieces of Career Advice that Every College Grad Must Know
It’s a tough climate out there. But don’t despair! Here’s a list of tried-and-true job-hunting tips to give you a leg up on the competition: 

Don’t lie on your resume. (That was a lie. Definitely lie on your resume)
Dress for the job you want, not the job Gotham deserves.
Leave embarrassing details off your resume, like a silly email address, or the fact that you went to Arizona State.
If at all possible, be a white guy whose dad has a lot of connections.
Apply for jobs on Craigslist. If you get an interview, report that person to the police ‘cause they’re definitely a murderer. Maybe the police will hire you!
Salaries should always be negotiated by writing a number on a piece of paper and sliding it across a table.
For networking events, “I’m not old enough to remember 9/11” is a good icebreaker.
If you crush the cans you can carry more in your shopping cart.

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funnyordie:

15 Pieces of Career Advice that Every College Grad Must Know

It’s a tough climate out there. But don’t despair! Here’s a list of tried-and-true job-hunting tips to give you a leg up on the competition: 

  • Don’t lie on your resume. (That was a lie. Definitely lie on your resume)
  • Dress for the job you want, not the job Gotham deserves.
  • Leave embarrassing details off your resume, like a silly email address, or the fact that you went to Arizona State.
  • If at all possible, be a white guy whose dad has a lot of connections.
  • Apply for jobs on Craigslist. If you get an interview, report that person to the police ‘cause they’re definitely a murderer. Maybe the police will hire you!
  • Salaries should always be negotiated by writing a number on a piece of paper and sliding it across a table.
  • For networking events, “I’m not old enough to remember 9/11” is a good icebreaker.
  • If you crush the cans you can carry more in your shopping cart.

Click here to read more

Free Shipping on a Lenovo ThinkPad Twist S230u 33476LU Core i7 Ultrabook/ Tablet for $739.99 at Rakuten.com, a $389.01 Savings! Valid through 05/28/2014

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